By miningandlogging (Pinetreegirl) on Wednesday, September 19, 2012 - 04:05 pm:
I got indoor plumbing...
No outhouse for me...
No “Oooo… I’m in a hurry…”
No “Yikes… I’ve got to scurry”…
No nighttime “Oh, no… I got to go”…
No dark, no rain, no icy blow…
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me…
No rough, dirty, wet seat…
And nothing sticking to my feet…
No more of that damp paper…
No “Yuk… gosh… my finger”…
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me…
No fear that I’ll fall through…
No deep breaths… wah, peew…
No breathing methane gas…
No “Will this ever pass?”…
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me…
No “Help me… locked in” cries...
And no stinkin’ black flies...
No dangerous wasp battles…
No embarrassing outside cackles…
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me…
No more rickety old shacks...
And no peeping through cracks...
No rush me waiting line…
No “Trust me… You’ll be fine…”
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me!
By: Jeanne A. Brohart
:)
By Daveofmohawk (Daveofmohawk) on Wednesday, September 19, 2012 - 09:17 pm:
Pinetreegirl: It's been said that back in the good old days people went outside to the outhouse to do what we all have to do and they ate in the house. Now people stink up the house and go outside to eat! "Go figure", but that's progress.