By sur5er, Indiana on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 05:58 pm:
Da Donuts In Da Squad Car
I was on patrol one night, with anudder officer. We was bored...sitting in da squad car, in a big parking lot, a watching da first snow fall of da season.
Da udder officer with me was da driving instructor for da police department, so I says to him, "I'm bored...what don't we see what dis car can do?"
Da udder officer readily agreed...and before you know it we had that squad car whipping up and down that parking lot...and doing donuts like no one's business. Dere is nuttin like doing dounts on fresh fallin snow.Yah woulda thought we were at the Indy.
So dere we were...zooming up one side of da parking lot...and zipping down da other side of the parking lot. Suddenly, dere was a flurry of activity on da radio, it seems dat the neighbors in da area were calling in to da police department, to complain about some kids racing around in da parking lot. Good thing it was dark out, as da neighbors could identify that it was one of da squad cars. Dat would not have been good. We would have had a lot of explaining to do to da chief.
Da next thing we knew, dere were squad cars from all da sectors converging onto da parking lot. So we pulled up to one of da udder arriving squad cars, I rolled down my window and said to da udder officer in da udder car, "we got here as soon as we heard the call come over da radio...but by da time we got here, da drag racing kids were no longer here." Nobody was da wiser. ;)