By tom ghering (Tomgheringtcmi) on Monday, August 15, 2005 - 06:35 pm:
MY RESUME
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ... mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
By NKR (Nkr) on Monday, August 15, 2005 - 06:39 pm:
Hello from Mishawaka IN. Great Blast From The Past picture today. Wouldn't mind going for a little ride on that boat. Hey Sur5er, we must be having the same kind of weather. It seems it can't decide whether it wants to be sunny or cloudy. At least its not 90°. Hope everyones having a good day.
By WishingIWasInDaUP (Sur5er) on Monday, August 15, 2005 - 10:26 pm:
Tom, thank you for my Monday chuckle...that was good.
NKR, yep, we are having the same weather as you. Have you ever made it up to Big Boys in Stevensville Michigan yet? I think the Big Boy Sandwich and Hot Fudge Ice Cream Cake is calling my name.
By maija (Maijami) on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 - 10:02 am:
tom ghering: that was great!