By Yooperguide (Huntandfish) on Sunday, June 20, 2010 - 05:06 pm:
Went to see my Dad today to wish him a happy fathers' day. Walked in and he was listening to the radio. The new HD TV that I got him was sitting idle. I said, "Hey Pops, what are you doing? What about the new millennium?" He replied, "Already took dem dere pills, ain't constipated no more." Love that guy!