Week Ending Dec 31

Keweenaw Issues: Anonymous Ranting: 2000: December: Week Ending Dec 31
An archive of previous comments

By Sir Godfrey Bullock, Park Ranger on Monday, January 1, 2001 - 02:01 am:

Hi! Your U.P. EYE Boot-Leg Reporter here at the U.S. Naval Observatory with Grandfather Time's Millennial Apocalyptic Wrap-U.P.
Earlier tonight, in the Sailor's Courtyard, as Waltz of the Blue Danube serenely played, 4th of July Fireworks lit U.P. our Late Late Millennium's Deep December Sky!
(or, as they say in the hinterlands:)

Thus Spake Zarathustra:


MANITOU

Like Old Yeller I've chased through time and space
Retrieving the friction-sticks of a Heavenly Fire that fell
And like young page Tom of Newbold-Revell
I've brought this lantern back from the fathomless depths of ••••
Upon turbulent streams I've been carrying two dreams worth marrying
This is the tale I have to tell

Manitou, it's in you
Manitou, in all of you
An Eternal Flame

I came of age in the Days of Rage
Boy-rocket blasting off anonymously through nightblack
My mind to me a kingdom was
Frontier-sailing on the MoonDream of Boston Jack
A blind spear had been thrown
But from old anguish new strength was growing
As I climbed that skywall to fetch his cap

Manitou, it's in you
Manitou, in all of you
An Immortal Claim

(instrumental section)

I rode upon my Tranquil Mare while storms blew fierce above
Whirl had been crowned High King and hawks were slaying doves
I drank the pain, cold wind and rain when lies and violence ruled
While some gave up the ghost and many more were fooled
Then I dove within my sleep as Flower children weeped
And the War in Asia ebbed to an end
Breaching the Atom's Core I opened a New Door
Stole true fire then rose again

I'm the Watchman
Son of a Gun
BlueChip off the Old Block
I'm the Medicine Man
Your Healing Sun
And I've turned back the Ticking Clock

(instrumental section)

Black Iron Prison rusts to ruin
A Golden Promise lights
Pneumatic Knife
Twilight's Last Gleam
Tyrants falling one by one like the Hollow Men they are
Burned by a Breath of Whistling Steam
The time to choose has come
An Old Way's now undone
Everyone can hear the morning call
There is no other choice
So let us all give voice
For Peace on Earth
Goodwill to All

I'm the Watchman
Son of a Gun
BlueBabe of the Widow in Black
I'm the Medicine Man
Your Healing Sun
And I'm bringing the Good Times back

In the Maelstrom of this Old World End's confusion
Churns that New Mystery we demand
Countless souls
Moments pooled
Thrust in all directions
They Green this Greying Wasteland
Hear the children sing what they're imagining
We're launching our MotherShip Earth into One Bright Shining Being

Manitou, it's in you
Manitou, in all of you
The Power to Dream

Copyright 1975/91 Hi-Boy Music

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By Here's an idea! on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 11:17 pm:

Notorious & Facts:
I have a great idea on raising additional taxes in Keweenaw County. Start with the assessor's office and see how out of date the numbers are around LacLabelle! Just think of the possibilities that exist if the County assessor could do their job without fear of intimidation and reprisal? (I submit there is NOT a budget problem in Keweenaw County, rather a surplus) And now is the time to look at the entire works...contract out for help if necessary.


By One of da birds on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 04:36 pm:

Almost forgot:

Go, Joe! Sweet sixteen is a wonderful time of life. Hang onto it while it lasts!


By One of the birds on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 04:35 pm:

To Emit and Farley,

It wasn't that long ago that the greatest intellectuals in the world were stymied by the concept of a spherical world. The world was flat, they adamantly believed. The biggest "brains" in the world were laid-low by the thought that the earth was not the center of the universe. Today, the concept of a spherical world is readily taught to kindergarteners. So while you rate an education as a prerequisite to being an active and informed citizen involved with decisions that will affect the "dumb" and the educated, who at one time couldn't conceive a spherical world (what can't they conceive now?), this is one bird who believes it doesn't take a college education to have commen sense.

So, professors, Emit and Notorious, though I might be an uneducated Copper Country Yooper, I can think for myself. And I'm inclined to believe that a CFR tax rate increase is in order.

So go back to your ivory tower citadel of higher learning, where you're safe from the world at large, as you ponder the meaning of you belly-button.

This is one dumb chick that will continue to speak out.


By The Peanut Gallery on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 04:18 pm:

Why don't you take a look at the land values that were displayed on-line awhile back if you are interested in arguing a point for a raise in the CFR tax rate?

I believe there was a fairly exhaustive study done on the value of the Keweenaw County properties that LSLC was proposing to swap for other lands in Houghton County.

You would think that that would surely be an issue worthy of comment, wouldn't you?
What happened to that on-line information. I can't remember the dollar amount appraisal of the Keweenaw County lands. But I seem to recall there was a dollar amount there.

I don't know what or how that would relate to an argument for a CFR tax rate increase--maybe one could argue from that information that a tax increase would be unreasonaable. But then, on the other hand, maybe that information would be helpful.

What were those Keweenaw County lands appraised at?

And while on the subject of the land swap, how about the lands in Houghton County be logged to a point that approximates the lands offered in Keweenaw County. I don't see how "value" can be judged unless one looks at the potential for logs, and when they would be available for market. For any "like-value" to be agreed upon, the Houghton County lands would need to have the same "amount" of trees. No?


By TOM Cat on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 09:02 am:

HAPPY NEW YEAR KEWEENAW!!!!!
The times,they are a changing.


By Archibald, weather spotter on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 07:11 am:

NEWS FLASH!
Early this morning, a large party of birds was spotted off the tip of the Keweenaw. Stop. A reliable source was quoted as saying, "They appear to be rowing feverishly toward a landing near the tip." Stop. Mr._________, a former military man, with binoculars at the ready, snuck down to waters edge and glassed the adventurers. Stop. He reported that they had a flag made from some form of metal, attached to a red and white striped pole. Stop.

A crowd is expected to gather on the beachhead to watch what is rumored to be a flag-planting. Stop.
On the flag are the words: "This land is now ours." Stop. The birds have no beads or trinkets, not guns or ammo, and from the message taken from carrier pigeon, they claim they don't need any, as the owners of the land are not present and they feel they can claim "law of the land" and begin a peaceful takeover of the Keweenaw. Stop.


By Farley and Emit on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 05:45 am:

Dear Brain Tired,
Thank you so much for your attempt at enlightening the disillusioned birds. Yes, why don't they all flock, en masse, like a bunch of chickadees, to Lansing, where they will likely be heard?
The sooner they do that, the sooner everyone will realize what this internet communications thing is--nothing more than another form of entertainment when the re-runs begin.
After all, if everyone has their own private 40 where it isn't very likely they spend a lot of time communicating with their neighbors on the front porch, that no longer exists,everyone is in their backyardand they really don't want to be bothered by such non-sense.
Besides, the reason this country has so many highly educated people is so that nobody has to be bothered by simpleton requests like the birds have made.
I'm certain their attention could be better utilized on projects in their yard, perhaps planting flowers, or keeping their roof shovelled of snow, rather than to try to speak up about something that would likely help all of the people.
Surely there must be another way for Keweenaw County to raise some money that their projected budget says will be short.
I'm sure the birds know many "small" landowners possess CFR as I believe on of them alluded to that fact hereabouts.
Look at it the way I do: The birds certainly have a high entertainment value. They're simply hilarious.

Sincerely,
The highly educated
Professor Farley Facts
Professor Emit Notorious

Postscript: By the way, Brain, how much CFR do you own?


By Brain Tired on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 10:32 pm:

Byrd:
Then get busy and start tripping to Lansing where the law will get changed every ten years. No sense sitting around whining about paying fair share. Start lobbying for the legislative action to change it.

By the way, many small landowners also have CFR parcels...not just the big guys. Check around the entire state.


By Commander Cody on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 07:10 pm:

Why is there no bag limit on trees? There's a bag limit on deer, partridge, a creel limit on fish. Why can a "landowner" do whatever he pleases with the resource of the land and the produce of the land, whereas other resources like fish and game are regulated?
If the fish and game of a state belong to the people of that state, what about the other resources of the state? How about a rare lichen that grows only on the tip of the state? Or a rare rock formation that exists no place else?
Can the landowner do whatever he pleases with that resource? If there's only one, or if it is so rare that removing it would remove the last resource of that item, then you would think there should be even more protection for that than the fish and game that are more plentiful.

Hal, are you around? Talk to me.


By The Byrds on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 12:19 pm:

...There is a time for everything, a season for every activity under heaven...a time to plant and a time to uproot...a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them...

The tired argument that raising the CFR tax rate will cause the landowner to sell or section his land is ridiculous. Even raising the CFR rate by $.50 an acre would still leave the tax rate incredibly below the average for a non-CFR piece of property.

And why shouldn't the owners of CFR also be included in all of the other increases that other taxpayers have seen in their property tax bill to help fund the many new school construction the Copper Country has seen in recent years?

So the people have access? So trees will grow? CFR involves a commodity and the more that commodity shrinks, the greater will be the demand for that commodity (logs). The last time a hurricane hit, the last time a tornado swept through, the price of plywood doubled. I don't buy the argument that raising the CFR tax rate will see an increase in sell off and sectioning of timberland. What is SFI about, then, if that would happen. A sales pitch. So the rich can get wealthier, and the average Joe will be content with access.

There is a time for everything and it is past time to address the need for a CFR tax rate increase.


By Brain Tired on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 10:49 am:

Drained:
Think about it...what incentives are there for landowners to keep large tracts of land intact, short of sectioning up and selling off? (You see what is starting to happen in the area now?)

I know a landowner can make more money selling off their land than maintaining it for 10-15 yr. rotations of veneer/pulpwood.

Think about it...Is this what you are really after?


By Brain Drained on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 10:19 pm:

I find it fascinating that corporate welfare in any form continues to be supported. 'Undeveloped' land is 'undeveloped' land - it ought to be taxed in the same manner regardless of who owns it.

The Copper Country is an excellent example of what corporations, left unchecked, will do to the land. The New Englanders came, raped the land, and ran for the door when the copper ran dry. The miles of 'stamp sand' beaches in Gay, Baraga, and Houghton/Hancock are huge quantities of heavy metal-containing industrial waste that the corporations of their day found acceptable to dump into Lake Superior. The assumption that it would just go away has not come true, and it remains for the next generation (or the one after that) to clean up the mess.

Corporations that deal in timber will probably not be better stewards of the land. Their damage will be manifested differently, but their focus is also on profitability. The approach doesn't warrant a tax break, IMHO.


By Farley Facts and Emit Notorious on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 07:50 pm:

So much has been heard, of late, from the birds regarding the CFR tax rate.
And before the situation gets quite out-of-hand, I feel obligated to join the fray and set things right.
#1: The birds, it should be obvious to all, are not educated in the tax laws of this state. They are not qualified to speak on tax matters. They have no idea where the other half of the CFR tax dollar comes from and they obviously have not bothered to discover where the state portion of the CFR tax is derived.
#2: Have the birds thought this matter through as any well educated and erudite scholar would have done? I think not. In this case, ridicule and pedantic snobbery will serve quite well when I say that the birds have neither the education nor a list of scholarly achievements to their credit that people might listen to them. I liken them to a clanging cymbal, out of synch and out of harmony.
#3: Which explains why nobody has joined their petty call for an increase in the CFR tax rate. By now, it should be obvious that the majority of people are glad to give the corporate owners of the land of the Copper Country free rein to do as they please, when they please, for as long as they please because "access" to the land is important, far more important than the issue of whether or not CFR owners have seen a tax increase to support new school buildings in Houghton, Hancock, Calumet, Lake Linden, Dollar Bay, Chassell, Painesdale, L'Anse, Baraga, Ontanagon, Ewen-Trout Creek, White Pine, Marquette, Ispheming, Negaunee, Menominee, Iron Mountin, etc.
If the birds wish to ask for an increase in taxes, they should begin to seek raises in property taxes in their communities. Raise taxes there, first, before they try to raise the taxes on a company head-quartered in New England. For it was New Englanders who made the Copper Country great and put it on the map.
Hail, hail, New Englanders who find their wealth here and don't pay taxes to support the local schools.

Sincerely,
The Highly Educated Professors (And therefor we know of what we speak)
Farley Facts & Emit Notorious


By Tweet tweet tweet on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 06:19 am:

NEWS FLASH!
Lake Superior Land Company has been listed in the phone book under REAL ESTATE for years and years.


By Rockin' Robin on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 06:15 am:

I was trespassing recently on the FOLK website and I came across the following in their NOV/DEC, 2000 newsletter, some information regarding the Public Access Keweenaw meeting on the 4th of DEC at the theatre in Calumet. One phrase that drew my attention had to do with CFR and FOLK's interpretation of it:

a state-run program that gives large forestland owners tax
breaks in exchange for allowing public access for activities such as
hiking, hunting and fishing.

Snowmobilers, ORV users, fishers, campers, agate
pickers, bird watchers and more users depend on the lack of "No
Trespassing" signs on IP's current land holdings.


While I listened to the various speakers on stage, I heard the one fellow from the DNR clearly state that CFR owners are required to allow only hunting and fishing. I didn't hear anything about "hiking".

A small issue? Maybe. Maybe not.

I suppose when you have endless waves of grain or acres and acres of trees, that must be open to the public, right, cause there are no "no trespassing" signs around, and if the woods are owned by someone else, he will not see me stopping here to watch his woods fill up with snow, then how is anyone going to convince the majority of the local people that public access isn't a given? And if the ones who show up are the ones who call the shots, how do you convince local taxpayers that a CFR tax-rate increase is in order? Don't bite the corporate hand that is grabbing what it can, while it can, cause then public access might be harder to come by, or maybe someone would try to enforce the CFR access regulations/laws. Don't try to ask for a CFR tax increase cause then the big boyga might sell his land and go to another neighborhood.

Acres and acres of corporate land have sold to another party in the last ten years and more. Every two lane blacktop in the Copper Country leads to the suburbs of the Copper Country where private 40-acre yards are safe from the world-at-large and nosy neighbors (and from friendly neighbors as well). Acres and acres and acres of corporate land have been taxed at an incredibly low rate for years and years and years. One corporation makes money from the land and from the ground below the top and then sells. Another corporation makes money from the produce of the land above the ground, begins to reach the point where logging will need to slow, begins to ask for a land swap (probably because the timber industry doesn't think that state-owned lands have enough acres open to logging each year), and this corporation is bought by another corporation.

And then we have a growing number of people who are concerned with public access who will push for the next land swap (and one will surely be offered--logging will need to slow in K County and the state doesn't open enough acres to private logging in the timber industry's view).

So while you kiss the corporate a_s to gain some public ground, take a bite as well and raise the CFR tax rate. Everyone else has seen a tax increase to support out schools.


By Ol' Man Winter on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 02:51 am:

Begone El Nino and La Nina!
Yeah DAD is back(and with a vengeance)!
I even sneezed on Arkansas just put an exclamation point on Billy Boy's narcissistic denouement!
They're pissin' it away, pissin' it all away...
Peace? Peace?
But there was no peace....

MAY GOD BLESS
US ALL
EVERY
ONE


By Maximus Pontificus, Scourge of Rome on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 01:04 am:

Beaver and Birds:
I t'ink you're on solid t'eoretical footin' dere wit yer questioning the SFI status-quo. Weigh the bio-mass that's been removed over the past 10 yers vs da acreage logged and ya might find a rational answers to yer questions.


Now here's my 2 coppers:
1. Way to go, Serbs!
2. 281.42 million is America's population according to the 2000 census--much of the Great Lakes and Northeast are losing people-power to the South and West(N.Y. now #3 State behind California and Texas)...
3. There are some "Huskies" in the Rose Bowl this year(but if you're a Drew Brees and Boilermakers fan, beware trans-conference loyalty based on mascot fetishes)...
4. Today, in England, an Australian writer hang-glided onto the private grounds of Buckingham Palace in an effort to get attention for his literary project. He was arrested for trespassing upon royalty and exhibiting signs of blue-collar desperation.
5. Despite what you may have heard, 13 Days is good flick!

HAPPY NEW MILLENNIUM ALL!


By Turkey Buzzard on Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 05:59 pm:

Thanks Jim Pearce. will have to get me my nitrate test kit and strap on a pair of snowhoes and get some samples of that there water where the proposed poopy spray will go. The wetlands and streams leading to the montreal will need to be tested to establish a benchmark of how much nitrogen is in the water now before they start spraying all that •••• onto the land. Have a nice day.


By Bored feet, wet bottom on Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 04:03 pm:

To Billy (the beaver),
I bin tinking bout whud you posted dere on da site about logging. Now all I be needin' is to know how big the Keweenaw County is size-wise and then maybe I kin begin to figure if the loggin' trucks will continue to pass thru the metropolitan area of Mohawk, 30-per-day, tandem-loaded, and fer how long?

O'tay. So a land swap wus proposed a yer ago or so. You reckon, Billy, that the time period is approachin' when dey loggin' will begin to slow to a halt? Der mus' be some areas not hit yet. How's a'bout ober dere by the Brinkman's place? Couple acres to log dere, I s'pose.

By the way, how many cords are on a tandem-loaded loggin' truck headed soud? And wid all dat weight leavin' the place (copper, trees) whud wood be replacin' id? Or do trees materialize from nuddin'?


By Billy the Beaver on Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 06:18 am:

Nuthatch,
Last week, you asked Forestworker:Here's a question: Are forestworkers/loggers required to maintain a buffer zone around streams?
Or can they log right up to the bank of a stream?


Forestworker has yet to respond to your question. Perhaps the holidays has Forestworker busy with presents. Here is a possible answer:There are several criteria to
determine how far away from a stream or water body you can harvest timber.
There is a voluntary guideline published by the MDNR which gives these
criteria. In some instances it is acceptable to harvest right up to the
water body. In others a 50 or 100 foot setback is suggested. It all depends
upon the soil type, hydrology, slope and aspect of the site...


And you, Nuthatch, or one of your bird-brained friends wondered aloud about other aspects of the forest industry. You wondered if it was possible that logging could cease on a piece of ground, in particular, Keweenaw County. While this answer addresses that thought, it is concerned with a plot of ground, say, 640 acres in size.

Is it possible to harvest trees from that plot every year,
indefinitely? If so, how would that translate into cords-per-acre?


] It is possible (in theory) to harvest timber from the stand
every year. I would not recommend it however. In an annual harvest you are
consistently disturbing the site and compacting the soil by the harvest
machinery. A typical harvest schedule of entry would be every ten years. On
average an acre of northern hardwoods (not intensively managed) grows a 1/2
of cord of wood per year. Therefore on a "typical" 640 acres parcel of
wooded land, one can expect to grow an average of 320 cords of wood per
year or 3200 cords every ten years. Therefore a harvest of 3200 cords every
ten years would more than likely insure your forest to be sustainable
indefinitely.


Thank you very much, Nuthatch, for you interest in the trees you like to land upon, and lucky for you that you cannot reach the remote.


By Dave Copperfield on Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 01:22 am:

(U.P. EYE) Old North Church, Boston MA, 1851
"When a writer calls his work a Romance, it need hardly be observed that he wishes to claim a certain latitude, both as to its fashion and material, which he would not have felt himself entitled to assume had he professed to be writing a Novel.
He would be glad, therefore, if--especially in the quarter to which he alludes--the book may be read strictly as a Romance, having a great deal more to do with the clouds overhead than with any portion of the actual soil of the County..."

Nathaniel Hawthorne
January 27, 1851


By Coppernickus on Monday, December 25, 2000 - 05:24 pm:

Late this morning with its pale sickle,
The new moon scalped a sky-blue crescent of golden sun
Then cradled its bright light behind the grey clouds of a somber afternoon


"He comes to us as One unknown, without a name, as of old, by the lakeside, He came to those who knew Him not...and sets us to the tasks which He has to fulfill for our time."
Albert Schweitzer

By xmas wishes on Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 07:17 pm:

HO HO HO TO YOU
Merry Christmas too.
Hope the day is full of joys
Not to mention gifts and toys
Of Gods blessings I hope you get lots and lots
you and yours and everyones tots
Games, dolls, bikes, and sleds
will be dreamed of from childrens beds
Heres wishing Happy Holidays to one and all
To all of Gods children whether they big or small
I hope everyone gets their wish each and everyone
Just remember the gift of Gods one beloved son
Well that's it, that's all I have to say
Just wanted to wish you all the joys of the day!
Merry Merry Christmas.


By Tom Cat on Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 05:26 pm:

MERRY CHRISTMAS to all.


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By PAUL EAGLE RIVER on Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 09:19 am:

Yippie Aye Ki Aye, its clearing, well its time to pank the snow again!!! I have something like ten flat snowmen in my driveway. Last week someone posted that someone is getting driveways plowed for free. The plow just turned around in my driveway!!! The bank is about 6 feet tall, santa will make sure his stocking is full with a pile of •••• if I have anything to say about it!!! Jean I do believe that beer goggles are what makes the surroundings look a little better from within. This can be a bad thing for in the morning coyoteee ugly takes effect. When this happens you must chew the arm off that the person next to you is sleeping on. (For fear of waking her) This is done with great care and some sisu!!! Blue sky is starting to show telling me to get off my ••• and go make snow men.
Merry Christmas to ALL!!!!!!!!


By Three French Hens on Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 08:43 am:

Hermit Thrush,

Last week you said, If I remember aright, a few years back the State changed the way that CFR taxes help fund public schools. It all goes into a state pool or general fund from which all schools in Michigan can draw from. It isn't hard to see where most of that money must go(and it's not spelled U.P.).

While strolling through the links Forestworker directed us toward, I found some information.

"Michigan's fifth FIA shows that our forests are resilient. We have one million more acres (a 6% increase) and 36% more growing stock than in 1980. This forest resource supports a $12 billion forest economy.Seventy-five percent of this economy is in the southern Lower Peninsula."

[Around Lansing, I've seen a lot of open, flat farmland. The further north I go, the more trees I see. So if CFR tax money is placed in a pool that is piped to many schools, whose schools get the bulk of this money? And do these areas also have other industrial tax base to support their schools?]

That 75% number is an eye-opener. And in the Lower Peninsula, to boot. I wonder where one goes to find out where the CFR tax dollar is sent?
Maybe a call to a township supervisor? township treasurer?


By PAUL EAGLE RIVER on Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 12:58 am:

Tonight is the topping, I had to get this posted. The snow is so deep here that nothing is moving including me. I bet Lonnie went ahead and paid the snow making tribe (YOUBANGIE WARRIORS of America) in advance. This snow is record breaking or on the verge for this time of year.

See ya on the slopes Bubble Gum


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