By Cousin Jack on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 02:57 pm:
(11:22 am Eagle Harbor Lighthouse)
Day 15: America Still Held Hostage
Count your dimples and give thanks, Democrats. Start kissing the Supreme Court's arse, Republicans! And someone please send me a singing telegram when "The People" have finally spoken!
I'm seeing a curious shadow-play take shape here based on our recent ski-hill controversy. Picture Lonnie and Gary as Bush and Gore(retired to the background while their "people" do all the dirty work). Donna J as Katherine Harris. Judge Hood as the Florida Supreme Court. The ZBA as Miami/Dade vote counters("Eh, Toivo, would you call dis a dimple?" "Yah Eino, dat dere is a 'low intensity' vote." " I t'ot you had to ram da punch all da way t'rough for it to be 'low intensity'." "Better call in an expert den, Eino. Dere never wrong."). Then finally, last and yes least, the Keweenaw Commentary/Issues contributors as a Greek Chorus.
Spring rehearsals(under the able direction of Joe Kirkish) will begin at the Gitchee Gumee Tabernacle on March 22nd.
Speaking of unusual imprisonments, I've now learned that my wardens, Dr.s' Huxley and Hilarious, are in fact just strange pseudonyms for one lonely loony professor(from what little I've overheard, I think his real name may Hubert and he could be working for "His Majesty's Secret Service").
In this temporarily extended interim for our next Time Travel experiment, I've been quietly building courage by chanting this little "rip-rap" under my breath(which I can now daily see by the way):
Upstart chough or reckless bluff?
Does this Jackdaw's Son have the right stuff?
Someone will be eating crow before all this is through.
Uh...or maybe someone will be a crow eating...hmm, cranberry sauce?