By WishingIWasInDaUP (Sur5er) on Saturday, January 14, 2006 - 10:48 pm:
Marc, Now don't get me started on jokes about Indiana :)
1) What is the purpose of the state of Indiana? Speed bump between Ohio and Illinois.
2) Why was the state of Indiana created? Illinois didn't want Gary...and neither did Michigan.
3) In the senate, an Indiana state legislator was overheard stating, "Indiana is a land locked state." Meanwhile, Indiana wonders why its SAT scores are down.
4) You will notice, that as you cross into Indiana, there are large yellow signs, on the expressways stating, "yield right of way to emergency vehicles." Those are for the benefit of the Indiana drivers. You will note, that these signs are spaced out...about every 20 miles. Once again...for the benefit of the Indiana driver, who forgot what the first sign said.
By BJmilford (Bjmilford) on Monday, January 16, 2006 - 08:42 am:
CK--So how was the auto show??