By FRNash/PHX, AZ (Frnash) on Tuesday, April 18, 2017 - 01:59 pm:
"2010: Dr. John Nara & Freckles":
As you can clearly see, minun toinen serkku¹ Jack Nara wasn't a small man.
Then there's Freckles! 😲
It seems there are two varieties of St. Bernards, "dry mouth" or "slobber mouth". I don't remember which version Freckles was, but some friends in Phoenix used to have a real "slobber mouth" St. Bernard, and Omigosh what a disaster he was in the house!
¹ minun toinen serkku = second cousin
There is actually another Finnish word for "second cousin": pikkuserkku
… which would be hilarious in reference to Jack Nara, 'cuz pikkuserkku literally means "little cousin".
Oh, and "Cousin Jack" wasn't even Cornish!
😁