While supplies last, the Official 

is available for only $4, when you ask to have it included in any pasty order from Pasty Central.  Ordered alone, this colorful, humorous U.P. creation is only $4 plus $1 postage and handling.  Available elsewhere on the web for $8.00 !!

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(Secure server.  Email if any problems or questions.  Quantity discounts available)

Here's a sample from this year's YOOPER CALENDAR: